Drop to one knee to call in an air strike.

Pretend he’s crawling in a vent like John McClane in Die Hard.

Say “I ain’t got time to bleed” like Blain in Predator (who was played by Jesse Ventura, an added bonus).

Do that thing in samurai films where a samurai wipes the blood off their sword by running it dramatically over a cloth, but instead of a sword, its his arm.

Mime getting arrested. 

Light a cigar and then throw the match over his shoulder.

Do the thing The Rock does where he points at the goosebumps on his forearm (this is only adjacent because The Rock also feels like a massive poser at this point).