Everybody Clap Your Hands

9 NBA Playoff over/unders for people who hate over/unders

  1. Number of times someone on TV says “appreciate them while they’re still here” (or similar) when referring to LeBron James or Steph Curry: 17.5. 
  2. Halftime performances featuring the guy who stacks and climbs chairs: 1.5. 
  3. Halftime performances featuring the woman who balances plates while riding a unicycle: 1.5. 
  4. Incredibly awkward renditions of the USA national anthem: 5.5. 
  5. Length, in minutes, of Draymond Green’s podcast if he doesn’t win Defensive Player of the Year: 33.2. 
  6. Length, in minutes, of Draymond Green’s podcast if the Warriors get eliminated in the play-in: 14.7.
  7. Number of healthy Kawhi Leonard games: 10.5.
  8. Number of Luka Doncic 40 point games: 7.5.
  9. Number of calls to mental health services in Dallas after 40-point games from Luka Doncic: 110.5.


By Cory Zanoni
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