Chelsea Gray should already be your go-to whenever things get out of hand.

If you need a ride home from the airport, Chelsea Gray will be waiting with coffee and a snack. German terrorists take over your Christmas party? Chelsea Gray is already in the vents. And if you need a bucket? Well. You know. 

In case of emergency: ball out

Chelsea Gray has the reassuring gravitas of a firefighter carrying the biggest hose you’ve ever seen. If a game’s tight, but she has the ball, I just assume everything will be okay.

At no point in this ten-second clip did I think Gray would miss. Her team needed a bucket; she danced; she got to her spot; she nailed the shot. Of course she did.

There are few people in the world better at controlling a play than Chelsea Gray. She sees moments unfold and delivers what her team needs with, honestly, a level of panache that makes you think things couldn’t have gone any differently. Observe:

That pass, right there, is the embodiment “I’ve got you.” A xenomorph queen is baring down on you but, hold up, Chelsea Gray just got into P–5000 Powered Work Loader and she’s ready to throw hands.

In Gray we trust

There’s nothing better than watching Chelsea Gray stunt on her opponents when she’s on. Just watch her work during the Aces’ first title run on her way to a Finals MVP.

Imagine trying to guard her—you do everything right—but somehow, Chelsea-fucking-Gray gets to the free throw line and puts up a jump shot—you contest it!—and she just buries it through your head like she’s Sarah Connor laying out the T-1000.

Please join me in this heartfelt prayer: whenever something goes wrong in life, may we attack it with the skill, precision and goddamn flair of Chelsea Gray.